Here are a few more amusing sentences from the worksheets of the students....Some of the sentences are just amusing because they're grammatically incorrect...
"While playing in the rain, Mother shouted at me to come home." To which I replied, "Your mother shouted at you to come home when she was playing in the rain?"
"Until his father's death, Alex swore that he would never take drugs again." So he started taking drugs after his father died?
"Until the arrival of the principal, the boys stopped fighting." You get the picture.
"When enjoying my lunch, the alarm rang." Obviously a missing word here... alarms have not been known to enjoy lunches.
"While cycling, the car behind me horned me." Same thing, but more amusing context.
"Whenever it rains, there will always be water outside my house." I wanted to write "DUH!!!!" on his paper.
And then there's this sentence that made me laugh so long that the Malaysian Chinese teacher commented that I was laughing in a very "laughly" way... Ask me about it if you really want to find out.
It takes a twisted mind to find it funny... =P
:: nimezs @ 6:15 pm [+] ::
