:: No hablo estúpido ::

:: Friday, April 30, 2004 ::

Mu Engrish.

"It is known that Hound can say human words, but in actuality, there is no one to watch its talking. "

:: nimezs @ 1:04 am [+] ::

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No, really, how is Dawn of the Dead a satire on consumerism?

Why did I sign up for a new email address?

Where have all the good clothes gone?

What's up with David Beckham?

And lastly, when will all the madness end?

Who cares?

:: nimezs @ 12:13 am [+] ::

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I feel depressed. I even feel like getting well and truly plastered right now. Strange, because my exams are over, and I SHOULD have so much to look forward to, but I don't. I'm bloody tired. Mostly physically. That's what happens when you don't get too much exercise, I suppose.

Well. Cheers.

:: nimezs @ 12:33 am [+] ::

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Feeling kinda .... bored... the exam freedom hasn't hit me. Primarily because most of my friends aren't free. Nonetheless! DINNER! GOOD FOOD AND COMPANY AWAIT for he who is patient.

Good thing I'm not male.

:: nimezs @ 1:55 am [+] ::

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Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Nicole's Disorder
Cause:	early mornings
Symptoms:	occasional listlessness, sore throat, memory loss, excessive fangs
Cure:	take a few anti-depressants a day until it goes away
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

Dun. Dun. DUUUUUNNNN!

:: nimezs @ 11:58 pm [+] ::

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Things you never knew!

Definition of "lamer". Yeah, I found that while looking for "L33tsp34k". Hahaha... Yeah, I feel like the former sometimes.

"Lamer was the standard name for anyone who had a larger mouth than skills..."

19 more hours till the end of my exams. w00tz!

:: nimezs @ 11:52 pm [+] ::

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It is beyond me how some people can write MORE THAN TEN PAGES for their exam scripts. I don't think I could fill 10 pages even if I wrote my name repeatedly for 2 hours. Heck, my hand would fall asleep. Maybe even me.
Those people who submit more than one answer booklets must hav extremely quick hands, large handwriting, or... failing that...

Be extremely stupid unconfident unorganized and messy writers.

If you get my drift...

:: nimezs @ 3:44 pm [+] ::

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"A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders... "6" year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1. Better to be safe than..................... .punch a 5th grader.
2. Strike while the ........................... bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before..................Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of.........termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but......... how?
6. Don't bite the hand that................... .looks dirty.
7. No news is................................. .impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a..................... .Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new.............math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll...........stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust............................. me.
12. The pen is mightier than the...............pigs.
13. An idle mind is............................. the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's............. pollution.
15. Happy the bride who........................gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is............................not much.
17. Two's company, three's....................the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what..........you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..... you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as.................Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not...........spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed..............get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you...see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind leadeth the blind..........get out of the way.

And the favorite:

25. Better late than........................... pregnant!!!!"

:: nimezs @ 11:59 pm [+] ::

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I wanted to put "Sexed up" lyrics on, but I realized I've put it up before. So, for your entertainment, here's "How many Hours" by Michael Learns to Rock. (They do, you know. Really.) I really like the chorus.

Mother's giving birth to a little son
Crying in the rain of falling bombs
Father he is young but deep and wise
You see the fighter inside his eyes

Hold me cover my sight
This is no paradise
Don't show me
The evil sides of the world

How many hours and how many days
Love is just slipping away
How many seasons and how many years
In tears
How many centuries and how many lives
In fear

People selling flowers like nothing's going on
Turning their backs on a world gone wrong
Children play around I guess they found some wheels
You see them running down the naked fields

Hold me, cover my sight
This is no paradise
Don't show me
The evil sides of the world

How many hours and how many days
Love is just slipping away
How many seasons and how many years
In tears
How many centuries and how many lives
In fear

:: nimezs @ 2:12 am [+] ::

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Why do we say "very few" when we actually mean "none"? I mean, I was reading my stats text, and there was this statement that said "Very few families have 2.4 children."

Hello? NO families have 2.4 children. It's not STATISTICALLY impossible, of course, but it is biologically impossible.

:: nimezs @ 3:47 pm [+] ::

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I have come to the realization that Dreamz FM is like a Chinese version of the Bee Gees. I mean, they're good - but wow, they sing high.

:: nimezs @ 4:00 pm [+] ::

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Honestly.

:: nimezs @ 12:15 am [+] ::

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We are only human, in the end.

:: nimezs @ 11:54 pm [+] ::

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Crab/Weiliang has made a prediction that I'll be attached in 4 months time, which I think is quite amusing. He says I have to buy him lunch if he wins and vice versa. The way I see it, I win either way. Hahaha. Either I get free lunch or I meet the love of my life within these 4 months time and HE gets a free lunch. Crab/Weiliang. Not the love of my life. He has to buy ME lunch. You know what I mean.

But that isn't important because I have exams to worry about now. We shall see in 4 months. Zzzzzzz. Wake me when 4 months are up.

:: nimezs @ 10:27 pm [+] ::

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Sashay, sashay, sashay, and pose.

So far, two guys have complained to me about the relative unattractiveness of the MSU contestants. To which I've replied, it's all about the poise and carriage.

But then, it is a beauty contest, and not a deportment competition. I don't know. Beauty contests are highly overrated. Why other people get so excited over them is beyond me. What is even further beyond me is why you would be so excited that you know one of the contestants.

:: nimezs @ 2:36 am [+] ::

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Ah-ha! Finally, a pic on my blog. Isn't this sweet?



For the cutely uninitiated surfers, no, that's not me.

This however, IS me, dripping water on Jeremy's head because I was feeling particularly childish and histronic.



And if you really insist on seeing my face...



Top, from left: Shan2 (Be^Be), Xuzi (Vimes), Wendy (kayley), Suan Wood (Cambium), Kin Weng (Kurdt).
Bottom, from left: Me (euphrosyn), Jeremy (Sardaukar), Huishan (Cityangel), Azmi.

Click pictures for full. More to be found here, courtesy of Chua Shan Shan. =)

:: nimezs @ 2:22 am [+] ::

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My FOD is still here.

:: nimezs @ 11:59 pm [+] ::

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This news isn't really... new, but I suppose everyone should know about it, because it's currently been a source of contention for some.

As of last Friday, I was nominated and then elected into the 24th MC of the Arts and Social Sciences Club as the honorary treasurer. Why did I do it? I'm not too sure myself, but as I told Pris, the things I do are usually for other people - all they have to do is ask. I do realize I've gotten myself into some trouble because I don't know how do the job exactly, but the way I see it, it gives me a taste of (this sounds awfully familiar) serving the student body. And I can safely say it's purely altruistic, because I am not getting anything out of this.

Should I have been a little more selfish and said no? I don't know. What matters is that it's already over, and I'm tired of people asking me why I did it. What does it matter? I'm not doing this to play politics, and that's all you really need to know. Really, all I need now is people helping me to learn the ropes. And I can promise I'll do my best.

Meanwhiles, I shall be good and drink this essence of chicken. Exams up in 2 weeks! WOOTZ!

:: nimezs @ 12:53 am [+] ::

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