I'm not sure when it happened, but I'm being auntified by people around me. Especially the guys.
I admit I've never been a hip young thing, but to progress from teenager to aunty in a matter of... a few years is a bit much. Wait, did I say "progress"?
Do I really give off this maternal vibe? I mean, from secondary school to JC, I've been jies and aunties, never younger sisters or nieces. Maybe people just do it to me on purpose because they know I don't really like it?
Whatever it is, I feel like I'm already settling into the role. Which as I said to some people, is a step up from tai tai. I've completely bypassed the stage I wanted to be at without even getting to enjoy it.
I suppose it's the only recourse I could take - the more guys auntify me, the more I emasculate them. And they don't like being emasculated. =( Why do I feel older than even the guys my age? It's a vicious cycle, which also means if I want to date someone, it'll have to be someone way, way older than me so this whole process never starts. But I don't really like way, way older guys because they treat me like a baby. Then again, I don't know many much older guys.
Darn it. This really sucks. Maybe I'll have to go overseas to find a suitable partner.
Nonetheless, Jeremy is Aunty Nicole's favourite nephew.
Also, I can't find the original for this drawing. It saddens me.
:: nimezs @ 3:28 pm [+] ::
