Story as follows: Melvin was spotted wandering blurrily around with a wad of cash in his hand. After following a bunch of a smokers around back (which was highly suspicious in itself since Melvin does not smoke. Doubly suspicious was the fact that another non-smoker participant, Alvin, followed them to the back. Minutes later, all the smokers straggled back in ones and twos into the clubroom with the visible absence of Melvin. We theorize that Melvin was killed for money, and we shall never see him again.
Timmy confirmed this theory for a fact, doing a remarkable impression of a seedy gangster. He is destined for two-bit roles.
Theory #2: My boyfriend is a drug smuggler.
Story as follows: Often goes missing for the purpose of "passing something to [his] friend". Since item of exchange is never discussed openly nor friend ever named, suspicions abound this highly secretive act. Doubly suspicious is the fact that this act is also used as excuse not to meet girlfriend, yet when queried, no admitted evidence of other behaviour apart for the act of "exchange". (read: much time that cannot be accounted for) This behaviour is also expressed vicariously in dating sims - uses drug pushing as a convenient means of earning lots of money.
However, chosen actions in dating sims cannot be generalized to real life since he has failed in the other behaviour of showering me with diamond rings.
:: nimezs @ 10:54 am [+] ::
