This is part II of the previous flirting edition. I'd put up a disclaimer, but where's the fun in that?
The human being is unique in among the other species of animals for its habit of wearing clothes. This survival trait has ensured one human is distinguishable from another - and through this, the assurance of a successful mating with the correct partner. While the previous sentence was completely nihil attinet, it must be agreed that clothes make a man.
Like in the rest of the animal kingdom, bright colours often attract the opposite sex. This is why you'll notice that in spring, the fur is abundant in incandescence. Thus, in order to win the attention of one's desired mate, it is imperative that one be decked out resplendently and in colours that shout "LOOK AT ME". You want to be noticed, even out of the corner of someone's eye - be the center of attention. Once again, class, what do you do? WEAR BRIGHT COLOURS.
That means red, green, blue, yellow. No pastels, except for pink - nothing draws more attention that a man wearing pastel pink, and for women, bright pink. This might give you some cause for concern if you're not the type to want just any kind of attention, but remember this - nothing impresses more than someone who can carry off a bright colour. Seriously. If it's your colour - Don't be afraid to wear it.
When I said clothes make a man, I meant it - People who seem attractive are always, always well dresed. A snazzy dresser is usually considered to be a good catch - usually deemed to be more successful and intelligent, especially when making a first impression.
With so many benefits to dressing better (and louder), why don't you start today?
:: nimezs @ 2:10 pm [+] ::
