A crush is when your groin is hard-wired to your heart, and your stomach feels all fluttery because both organs are trying to wrest control of your feelings, while your brain's in the background screaming "Don't I get a say?!"
You walk around feeling all tense and excited, but discomfited because you aren't exactly sure what you're so excited about. But it doesn't matter - you're happy anyway. You're always happy.
Except of course when you see people cosying up to a certain someone. Then your heart sinks and your groin keeps quiet and lets your brain finally vent its anger. After which, your brain apologizes for kicking up such a big fuss and alienating these two very important organs, and you start feeling sorry for yourself.
The three organs get together and decide whose urges are the strongest... Then the brain steps in and decides the best outcome for all organs, and organizes a plan of attack if the go-ahead is warranted.
Usually however, the heart is told to shut up, and it doesn't really matter what the groin thinks, because let's face it, it doesn't. The brain always gets say in the end, so if you're ever crushing, just shut up and listen to your brain.
Do I have a crush? Good point. Let me think about it..... And even if it were true, you'd never know who. -smiles slyly to self-
:: nimezs @ 7:32 pm [+] ::
