I have remarkably interesting posts, if I do say so myself. At least they're interesting to me. I will keep posting old posts and maybe one day my blog will run in cycles. That would be... interesting.
on ENTER
if ($mind == important&event) /begin blog
elseif ($mind == important&thought) /begin rant
else goto :end
[Boring byline, introduction to thought of the day] Blah, blah, blah, bleh, bleh, meh meh meh. [Recap, recap, pause after utter boredom of recap]. [Wanders off to read something more interesting] [Returns after 5 minutes] Blah, blah. Blah, blah BLAH blah. Blah! Blah, blah, *grumble*, blah, sigh. [Filler, filler, filler material]. [Sudden change in train of thought] [Conversational filler] Blah, blah, blah, wah wah wah, blah.
[Angry blah, followed by increased speed in typing] Blah, blah, BLAH, [blah morphs into a rant]. Rant, rant, rant! Whine, complain, rant, [directed anger at some other whiner], [hypocritical declaration], [hypothesis], [disturbing lack of evidence for hypothesis], [sweeping statement], Rant, rant, rant, whine. Growl, rant, blah, rant, [obligatory reach for empathy from reader] whine, whine, blah blah blah, rant.
[re-reads stuff so far] [decision to argue for opposite view, thereby demonstrating complete non-commitedness to any view] [Right. Hypocritical statements] [Winds down argument] [Insertion of "It doesn't matter in the end" mantra, not to be confused with "Why do I even bother?" mantra] Blah. blah.... blah. blahblah... blah.
[strange unrelated statement]
[insertion of song/poem to echo current state of mind] [memo to self to hate all other bloggers]
