My brother says weird things all the time, but this is the first time I've actually written down a few of his strange quotes.
"Fat people are evil."
"As that famous guy, don't know what his name is, said.... uh.... said something."
(shouting, referring to my sister) "She's dead but she's alive!"
(same as above, in explanation) "Her heart is not beating, but EVILNESS kept her alive, it's running though her BLOOD!"
"Huh?"
"What? what did I say?"
"Stop writing down everything I say."
I realise this doesn't do justice to the way he says them, but it'll give you an idea of why I much prefer being out than at home. Being too close to my brother influences me. I start going crazy too.
:: nimezs @ 2:56 pm [+] ::