I'm looking for scores to Michael Nyman's The Piano. I also feel like revamping this page.
THE WERE BITCH PROJECT
" Were Bitch - (Iracundia canicula) - Persons afflicted with this ailment (Pheminous Malicia) turn into bitches (layman term for Iracundia canicula). Symptoms are believed to be related to the fullness of the moon. No known means of cure. Silver has no effect on them. Well, actually, they rather like it. It's the new gold, you know. Chocolate and warm drinks believed to have calming effect on these creatures with caustic verbosity.
The Were-Bitch Project is headed by Jan Ancepson with a team of Anger Management Specialists (Amspec), all well-versed in the Pheminous Malicia Syndrome (PMS).They will attempt to track down and demystify this not-so-elusive creature..."
Dang. I'm lame. So lame.
:: nimezs @ 1:24 am [+] ::
