Okay, see, I have a cough. So I went to the doctor, and they prescribed some meds for me. What I find outrageously funny about this are the instructions they gave with the medicine.
Cough Medicine : To be taken 4 times a day after food (6-Hourly)
Antibiotics : To be taken 3 times a day before food. Take half-hour before meal. (8-Hourly)
Lozenges : 1 tablet to be sucked 3 times daily (8-hourly)
If I strictly follow ALL of the above instructions, I'll need to eat at least 4 meals a day, some of which would last up to 4 hours. Of course, I could also take 5 meals a day, with at least 2 of in the dead of the night. It brings a whole new meaning to 2 a.m feeding. Honestly, how on earth do you make this schedule work?
Currently, I'm being contrary and sucking the lozenges as and when I like and if I'm not wrong, my antibiotics are being taken at 6 hour intervals now because there's no way I can wait 8 hours between meals and I usually have a maximum of 3 only. I mean, I try but... it's impossible, I tell you, impossible!
The drowsiness is good though. Excellent for putting me to sleep.
Suddenly I feel a craving for porridge with Bovril. Probably because that's all I had when I was sick.
:: nimezs @ 1:03 am [+] ::
