Steven, yea, Steven, Brow plucker thou art,
You look not a fool, yet play well the part.
No William are you, how shameless your stance,
Needless exposure in a histronical dance.
About your performance, this much I must say...
Cringe-worthy! Exhibitionist! A most tasteless display!
Beware, Steven, beware, this leads not to fame,
Your reward is infamy; a farcical name!
Still, I must applaud for this much you've done -
Articles, televised appearance, attention you've won.
Yet, all that you've shown with your show-business sidle,
Is but a poor deluded soul,
No Singapore Idol.
