It never fails to amaze me how stupid some people can be. I'd put up this conversation i had on irc if I was sure he wouldn't come by it. Suffice to say this very obviously desperate male lacks either
a) a good command of english
b) a brain,
because he asked me to call him 4 times, and it didn't get through his thick skull that i already said no the first time. I considered a few things to say to him along the lines of "Did you get a brain transplant? I think you should get your money back, because they obviously gave you an inferior specimen." But my friend pointed out that it might go completely over his head.
